The TCAN Players return with their production of Rumors – a play written by Neil Simon, and directed at TCAN by Steve Small.

At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce.

As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

CAST: 

Chris Gorman – Michele Kerrigan
Ken Gorman – Conor Hawley
Claire Ganz – Nicki Ramshaw
Lenny Ganz – Richard Griffith
Ernie Cusack – Paul Marsh
Cookie Cusack – Cynthia Small
Glenn Cooper  – Scott Salley
Cassie Cooper  – Tara Boudreau
Officer Welch – Kurt Fusaris
Officer Pudney – Chloe Olwell

PERFORMANCES: 

Friday, February 27, 2026 | 7:30pm
Saturday, February 28, 2026 | 7:30pm
Sunday, March 1, 2026 | 2:00pm
Thursday, March 5, 2026 | 7:30pm
Friday, March 6, 2026 | 7:30pm
Saturday, March 7, 2026 | 7:30pm
Sunday, March 8, 2026 | 2:00pm